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13 Funny Things Patients Say To Nurses

1.“I’m here for my scheduled seduction (sedation).” 2. “Don’t check my temperature with that rectal thermometer! I’m not even gay!” ...


1.“I’m here for my scheduled seduction (sedation).”
2. “Don’t check my temperature with that rectal thermometer! I’m not even gay!”
3. “I wasn’t using any illegal drugs. It was just weed!!”
4. “You don’t look old enough to be a nurse.”
5. Patient asked to rate pain from 0-10: “Well, my pain is 20.”
6. “I think I have anemia. My hands hurt when it rains.”
7. “I just wash my hair often when I have nosebleeds.”
8. “I don’t feel so good. I think I had too much peanut butter and I think I have an STD.”
9. “Nurse, I’m going to have to sue the doctor for prescribing me an illegal dose of Tylenol.”
10. “Oh I’m just so constipated! Please bring me some eye drops!”
11. “I forgot the names of my medications, but I remember that my last Blood Pressure reading was 121/119 mmHg.”
12. “It’s so painful, I wouldn’t wish this much pain on Osama Bin Laden.”
13. “My father had thyroids and I think I do too.”

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